I told him to rub his stomach and pat his head. He's not very coordinated.

Edit: It just occured to me. What's the point of this site?

Driver "A" approaches intersection with device turned on. Driver "B" does the same from a perpendicular street. Stoplight starts rapidly changing as it periodically receives signals from both drivers. What this amounts to is one HECK of a big accident, all because drivers a and b...

Lets see...as a kid, I kept wild turantulas in cages as pets (inexplicably, the other bugs I put in there kept dying...). The best place to find them was in my pool. Also, at night my dad and I would go hunting for scorpions with a blacklight and a hammer. Then in the day, we would go hunting for bl...

Did you know diahrrea was hereditary? It runs in your genes. A guy goes on an African safari. He brings his little scottish terrier. While hunting some endangered species, the terrier wanders off. He stops under a tree just as he noticed a lion running right at him. Thinking quickly, he turns around...

Yes, there is a BIG difference between satisfying your homocidal tendencies and satisfying your pyromaniacal tendencies. Plus if normal ground pounders supposedly improve your hand eye coordination, descent must do it ten fold!

Another high speed crash, another few bucks I'll have to pay when I get a car just because I'm male.

I'm generally pretty lenient on the typers. If I'm flying around and I see someone typing, I will fire a flare at their windshield and move one. What surprises me is how many people insist on typing while in a dogfight or while in the enemy base with the flag. I have no sympathy for these idiots.

Just for the record, og3 WILL work once this is released, right?

Just a thought, but would it be a good idea to start a small "1.5 donation" pot for Kevin? He's essentially doing this with no profit and just for us few descenters. I think we need a more tangible way to say "You da MAN!"

3d gold all the way!

Existing is cheating

Pika's chewy!

/me glances over at the two sidewinder 3d pros, the sidewinder precision pro, and the cyborg 3d gold.

Nah, I think I'm set

(As for why I have so many joysticks, it's a long story)

Why doesn't that guy just go and learn how to play the piano instead of some stupid video game? He obviously has the capacity for quick hand movements.

I hereby nominate everyone who has somthing descentish in their avatar, this being the descent bb and all...

There's a big problem with that little plan there besides the fact that the whole thing wouldn't work. Where are terrorists going to get the funding or the brains to design, test, operate, and use an aircraft with a docking collar? Tell that to your friend. That'l shut him up quick http://www.descen...

Spoke too soon...1159.8 and seven land mines

1049.8, SIX land mines

Wow, that's one NASTY sunburn!

Sereously, good work!

Wow, that's one NASTY sunburn!

Sereously, good work!

Man who sneezes into his palm takes matter into his own hands.

Well, my birthday is on the 13nth, so every few b-days it's on a friday. Plus just for kicks the other day, I walked under a ladder, while simultaniously breaking a mirror with the handle of an umbrella (this was inside) while I crossed paths with my black cat and spilled salt.

And I'm still here!

Now that you mention it, my cat does make a wierd sort of high pitched mrrr! noise when he sees me. He doesn't speak to anyone else. Maybe it's the fact that I'm the only one who doesn't beat him up.

A blonde walks into a hotel looking for a room. She sees a long line extending through the main doors leading to the lady's room. She decides to go see what's going on. She makes her way to the back of the line and asks somebody about it. The person tells her "There's a magic mirror in the bath...

America...land of the fat, home of the chunky?

UNPLUG THE FRIGGIN TV YOU IDIOT! I say we vote him in for an invouluntary darwin award.

Hey! Quit making fun of 2004 that was me!

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou! The undo feature rocks! I can finally bend things again without having to reload the room every time! It looks nicer, works nicer, and has tons of better functions! You are DA MAN!

A rubber band powered wright flyer A marble clock 007 nightfire(sucks) star wars galactic battlegrounds(cheesy) indiana jones emperors tomb(doesnt work) strangely addictive little magnetic thingys and an RC PLANE!(awesome) Plus, if I feel like paying for it, a graphics card that will actually allow ...