So I was playing a game and it mentions the Dwarf, Elf, Goblin, and Human races in the world... WTF!! Dwarves are not human in mythical tales? That's effed up.

Also, what happens when a "human" is born by a dwarf couple in the dwarf kingdoms? Does this child consider himself dwarven? Or is he shipped off to his own kind? Do the "humans" ship their darves off to dwarven mines?






Maybe, the goblins are just ugly humans and elves are just supermodels that moved way from the ugly races of the world, meaning they're all human.



Omg.... so sleeppy.. goign to be.ddfadsfasd.f,dsf

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Yes, but it’s hardest on those dragons*, which are really just over grown lizards…but you really have to feel for the fairies…….

*or was that dinosaurs?

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Not sure if trolling... but they are a separate species to humans, all short. They can probably interbreed with humans tho coz fantasy humans can apparently **** absolutely anything.
Or maybe it was all Loki doing the ****, Coz i mean... it's Loki, Loki **** everything.
IIRC mythical Dwarves are mythical Scotts - or at least that's what i'm ment to believe since they so often are portrayed with Scottish accents.

But uh, yeah.


Everyone here plays D&D stuff right? someone clue us in to the source of the races.