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Why did Canuck's New Female Roomate Lie about her job?

She's a call girl
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She forgot where she works
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She's independantly wealthy and doesn't want people to know
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She's delusional and THINKS she works there
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12%
 
Total votes: 17
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Poll; Canuck's New female Roomate

Post by Canuck »

My new female roommate lied about her employment... why?
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Post by Octopus »

This is a joke, I hope.
If you really want to do this, \"for reals,\" we should know everything about this girl, that you know. Even how she looks could be a factor.

The real question should be, \"do I kick this girl out, or give her a second shot?\"

edit:
I really think she's off fighting vultron.
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Post by Canuck »

It's a semi-joke but shes a really good looking girl, model good looking. She does get calls at odd times, then gets dolled up and leaves for days sometimes. A friend of mine in a band recently said he sees her at exclusive parties quite often when he plays... I figured shes just a girl that likes to party. Now I am pretty sure she's \"working\".
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Post by Octopus »

Just to continue the thread's joke theme,
pretend you're her and answer these questions:
http://www.allthetests.com/quiz13/quizp ... 1114700604
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Maybe she is a meth-head or a stripper. Maybe she is a thief. Maybe she is a drifter and you are falling for feminine trickery. Maybe she is running from a crazy ex-husband and doesn't want to tell you anything.

Maybe she is a prostitute. Can't wait!
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Post by Grendel »

I doubt #1. She could easily affort her own place to live if that were the case..
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Post by Canuck »

You haven't met women that hoover up copious amounts of coke have you?
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Post by TechPro »

She works for an escort service (you could call her a call girl) AND she has a checkered past she's trying to hide.

You'll be better off with her a long way away.
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Grendel wrote:I doubt #1.
Then vote what you'd rather she be. :P
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Post by Canuck »

OK some clarification, she says she was going to get a job at such and such a place but turned them down for a new place. No doubt she likes to \"party\". As long as Joe the Schmoe doesn't end up banging on the back door or on the couches in the house, and she doesn't wear my underwear I'm fine. Drink my beer, use my phone... different matter.
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Post by DarkHorse »

Lock your ★■◆● up. You don't want her doing a runner with anything expensive.
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And keeps up with rent.
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Post by Money! »

IMO try to put the moves on her n see where it goes
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Post by Flatlander »

This thread is useless without pics :P
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Post by Capm »

Yes, this is all very dependant on how hot she is and how often you get laid by her.
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Post by D3Alien »

Get her really drunk one night, but don't drink too much yourself, and see what info you can dredge up. :wink:
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Post by Canuck »

Hehe Alien, might be worth the sport. I'll try and snap some pics of her without looking like a pervert. I'm good at the drinking games, unintentionally of course.

Capm, I don't need no cold sores yo', so I found myself a nice girl. One that clicks with me and is smart and has her shiz together.
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