a Descent tavarn song (/thread. died)

[Isaac]

Loose Guidelines:
Post one line at a time.
Keep focus on Descent!
Try to alternate the rhymes.
Lyric only comments!

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Legend tells of a ship named Pyro

[Foil]

Flown by a pilot named Jack

[Isaac]

Using the map to know where to go

[Foil]

But often 'e wouldn't come back...

[Thenior]

Jack had been called to a most gruesome task

[Isaac]

A guide bot he must take

[vision]

And slowly pull back a treacherous mask

[Isaac]

Dravis, for goodness sake

[Alter-Fox]

The guidebot he did hate with passion
It made the maps too easy for his fashion

[Isaac]

Watch his missiles go!
As his kill count grows!

[Alter-Fox]

Get out of his way!
If you want to live!
Find the keys blue yellow red in the night!
(pause)

{this + Issac's last post = refrain. Someone may record this when we're done. If it's suitably silly. Or maybe if Issac wants to collaborate... I hear he has a guitar... And somoene may be able to write sheet music. For an actual guitar. Someone may be rubbing his paws together in glee at the prospect of it.}

Guidebot stole Jack's soul to make absolutely certain
That he wouldn't get left behind

[Isaac]

...
So FLY! the ship named pyro

[sdfgeoff]

maybe:

The Pyro's final mine (to the tune of the "quarter masters store")

There were bombs, bombs
hiding round the rombs (rooms, but has to rhyme with bombs)
in the mine, in the mine.
There were bombs, bombs
hiding round the rombs
in the pyro's final mine.

My pyro's flow, my guns are hot
I have hove myself in such a spot
I'm iiinn, iiiin such a spot.

There were.... bots, bots.
covered in bright spots
in the mine, in the mine.
There were.... bots, bots.
in the mine, in the mine.
covered in bright spots
in the pyro's final mine

My pyro's flow, my guns are hot
I have hove myself in such a spot
I'm iiinn, iiiin such a spot.

There were doors, doors
on all the floors
in the mine, in the mine
There were doors, doors
on all the floors
in the pyro's final mine.


Any more verses someone wants to contribute?

[Thenior]

Loose Guidelines:
Post one line at a time.
Keep focus on Descent!
Try to alternate the rhymes.
Lyric only comments!

[Alter-Fox]

Well Issac himself broke most of the rules so I think that gives the rest of us the right.

[Isaac]

Well Issac himself broke most of the rules so I think that gives the rest of us the right.

They weren't rules. If you read carefully, you'll see they're "loose guidelines". A silly thread like this can't be too strict. It's just for fun. edit: Also, I really didn't bend them until someone else decided to. I was trying adapt. http://descentbb.net/viewtopic.php?p=299701#p299701

[Alter-Fox]

Oh, nitpick nitpick nitpick.
Zeekyboogydoog, thread explodes.

[Isaac]

The pilot grabs the flight stick!
Map tell me where this tunnel goes!

[Alter-Fox]

Gleegsnagzip.
The earth blows up around you.

[Isaac]

end to tip
pyro's crazy wrath be true

[Alter-Fox]

Fully charged fusion you die horribly by vaporisation.