The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:56 pm

Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

Capm · Post by **Capm** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:15 am

Heretic · Post by **Heretic** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:25 pm

The mathematician did not practice safe six and ended up with a binarial disease.

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:12 pm

http://i.imgur.com/tMwgh.jpg

sdfgeoff · Post by **sdfgeoff** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:17 am

sheared sheep?? Shorn sheep?
nice find
How about this or this from funnyexamanswers.com

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:20 am

Lol at sdfgeoff

Another:

A rubber- band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

sdfgeoff · Post by **sdfgeoff** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:23 pm

Since we're rambling:

There once was a man from Culcutta
Who had a most terrible stutter
He asked for the jam
The h-h-h-ham
and the b-b-b-b-b-b-butter

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:54 pm

I once irritated the Ferno,
who banned me for posting the porno.
"Check out them hams",
so he gave me the ban,
and now I call him a homo.

(sorry, Ferno. Had trouble with rhyming)

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